1. Netflix/Hulu/etc. accounts are all yours. You can add 15 different food documentaries to the queue without anyone questioning you.
2. Home decor is all you. No guilt over too much yellow, too many inspirational quote canvases or too few frames Sports Illustrated covers.
3. No, it is not too hot in here.
4. NO SNORING bear keeping you up all night...
5. ...or an incessant snooze alarm going off for an hour as your partner can't seem to just get out of the damn bed.
6. When you put a beer in the fridge, you will never go to decompress after a long day only to find an empty 6 pack.
7. Shave my legs? This is my winter coat.
8. You are not obligated to make dinner/lunch/breakfast. As a matter of fact, you can eat a bar of cheese for dinner if you would like.
9. When you leave a clean house to go to work in the morning, there is a clean house when you return in the evening.
10. You want to spend $50 on a vintage Smurfette t-shirt. Go ahead, who do you have to answer to on financial decisions.
11. You want to go on a tropical vacation? Great, it costs half as much with 1 person.
I could go on forever, but I am going to go hula hoop naked in my living room while I watch Heathers.
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