Me: I entered Acadia into a contest for a photo shoot for some organic baby snacks.
Him: And?
Me: Oh, I haven't heard anything yet.
Him: Oh, well you really should have entered Annika... she definitely would have gotten it.
Me: What?!?!??
Him: Well you know she is so beautiful.
Me: Colby!
Him: I mean, Acadia is cute and all, but Annika has those eyes.
Me: Colby!
Him: What?
I am glad he doesn't save his inappropriate open-mouth-insert-foot comments for just me.
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And then, during the Olympics, Michael J. Fox had a television promo.
Him: Wow, Michael J. Fox looks really awkward in that ad.
Me: Colby, he has Parkinson's disease.
Him: I know, but his mannerisms are just.. off.
Me: Colby! He has a degenerative disease that causes uncontrollable spasms.
Him: Come on, they could have had him do another take to try to do better.
Me: (Daggers shooting from my eyes.)
Him: Oh, never mind.
Me: Right. AND I am going to blog about this.
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For the record, she is beautiful:

And she is beautiful as well:
And so is she:

All three are the sweetest little girls you could ask for with smiles that light up any room that they enter. We are blessed indeed.
Colby's awesome. I assure you everything was said with a grander meaning beyond your comprehension.
ReplyDeleteWow! You forgot about the "That girl really seemed put off"
ReplyDeleteI am seriously still giggling over those comments. That is hilarious.
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