Saturday, December 5, 2009

Kids Say the Darndest Things: And Make Things Mighty Uncomfortable

Ariana (looking at two women holding hands): Mom, if 2 ladies marry, how do you know who has the baby?
Me: Well, technically they can both have one, but I am sure they discuss and figure you will actually birth one.
Ariana: But how can they with no father?
Me: Well, some part of a man must be included to have the baby, so they would most likely involve a doctor to help them with that part.
Ariana: You mean the tadpole part?
Me: Ummm, yeah.... that part.

1 comment:

  1. Hehe! Love it. My daughter's not there yet but I've had many a first grader tell me how it works ;)