Monday, September 14, 2009

From Mommy, With Love

Dear Acadia (angel of my eyes, cadybear, button nose, cutie patootie),
Could you please tell me...

Why the hell do you wait for 2 minutes after I change your diaper to poop???? Seriously, babydoll, you know I would do anything for you, but don't you know that your ill-timed bowel movements are single-handedly responsible for the overflowing landfill issue?

Could you be a little more eco-conscious and time your poops to coincide with a scheduled diaper change (or better yet when daddy gets home). The Earth thanks you.

1 comment:

  1. Ethan has been on this earth for 10 days and has already done this to me at least half a dozen. This inlcudes pooping on me.