Dear Acadia (angel of my eyes, cadybear, button nose, cutie patootie),
Could you please tell me...
Why the hell do you wait for 2 minutes after I change your diaper to poop???? Seriously, babydoll, you know I would do anything for you, but don't you know that your ill-timed bowel movements are single-handedly responsible for the overflowing landfill issue?
Could you be a little more eco-conscious and time your poops to coincide with a scheduled diaper change (or better yet when daddy gets home). The Earth thanks you.
Ethan has been on this earth for 10 days and has already done this to me at least half a dozen. This inlcudes pooping on me.
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